I Warned Him I Would Do This....

My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year and a half now. For the records, we will call him RS. My name, is AP. And I, AP, would like to welcome you into our life together. Let me tell you a little bit about what that life exactly entails. We are both in our early twenties, and both grew up close to each other in a small town scenario. We eventually moved here to Toronto about 4 months ago so he could pursue his career. Now I'll bet you're wondering what those initials stand for. Well, RS here, thinks he is a Rock Star. Literally. Although he doesn't play any instrument, and doesn't sing, he is a pathological "Air Drummer". So, for the Rock Star, we shall call him RS. Myself on the other hand, am not coordinated enough to even air drum.... And I have over the years, obtained the nickname AP.... Accident Prone. I'll let your imagination wander on that one.

So now that you know a little bit about our names and where we live and all that jazz, I'll jump right into it. RS, has a common condition that most men have, and that little of them are aware of. That condition is called Penis Syndrome, or PS for short. This condition was diagnosed by Eve, after Adam peed on her foot and asked her to "guesstimate" the urine's approximate temperature. Eve of coarse screamed at him for this disgusting gesture, and from that day forward, we women have been considered "naggy" creatures.

Now RS has done A LOT to annoy me over the years of our relationship, and he continues to be a repeat offender. So instead of me staying up all night and listing everything he has done, I am going to do this daily. Now before we get into this little adventure, I want to make it clear that I am FAR from perfect myself. I have tons of flaws, and bad habits as well. The difference between RS and I though is that I (like most women) will go through a lot to hide my flaws and bad habits. If i have to scratch my butt I will go to the washroom to do so. If I have to pop a zit I will make sure I am the only one able to see what comes out. And if I have to "do my business", I shut all doors. RS on the other hand, well, will do the exact opposite.... But I'm sure you will hear about that eventually.

So lets get started!